This week, we all learned that Beastie Boys member Adam
Yauch has a tumor in his parotid gland.
Well, as a Sjogren’s Syndrome patient, I’m always worried
about having a tumor in my parotid gland. MALT lymphoma is a special variety of
cancer that can develop in the parotid glands of Sjogren’s patients. Yuck. Just
thinking about it – yuck.
So I was amazed to hear parotid tumors being discussed on
national news. Most people have no idea what a parotid gland is, let alone what
it does. Adam Yauch’s illness may change that, at least a little.
I’ve had Sjogren’s for 10 years, and in that time, my
parotids have gotten progressively lumpier (for lack of a better word) as my
immune system tears them up. Little water balloon-like lumps will spring up one
day, stick around for weeks or months, then (sometimes, if I’m lucky) go away.
Sometimes they hurt like crazy, other times they just feel kind of heavy and
full. Every now and then, one will puff up so much that my husband will say
“oooh, honey, that one looks bad.” It’s been going on for so long that I hardly
notice when a new lump appears, or an existing lump changes size. It’s just par
for the course. Every morning, as I get dressed, I find myself hoping that my
pink blush and sparkling blue eyes distract anyone from noticing my mumps-like
jawline. This brave fellow on
Wikimedia posted a photo of himself before mumps and with mumps. My jawline
today looks an awful lot like his “with mumps” photo. It’s like having chipmunk
cheeks that have somehow sagged down to your jaw.
Usually, these lumps are cysts, relatively harmless sacs
filled with watery fluid and debris. But sometimes, they are cancer. The best
way to determine whether your worrisome lump is cancer or a cyst is to see an
ENT specializing in treatment of head and neck cancers. During your first
visit, the doctor will feel your face, perhaps order an ultrasound, MRI, or CT
to get a better look at your lumps, and let you know. If there’s anything
suspicious about the exam or test results, the next step is to have the doctor
stick a needle in your lump and sample the material that’s in there (so a
pathologist can view the cells and determine whether they are cancerous).
But nobody wants to have a needle stuck in their face every
time a new lump appears or changes (especially if you’re like me and have lumps
that go up and down like the stock market). How can you assess these suckers at
home? My head and neck doc gave me a few rules of thumb:
Cancer hurts. (often)
Cancer grows. (always—sometimes very rapidly)
Cancer is hard. (always).
Much to my dismay, I have a lump on the left side that is
growing by the day and not retreating. It’s not rock hard, but it’s not
reassuringly squishy, either. And it’s uncomfortable (but at least not
painful). So I am going to have the old needle-in-the-face next Tuesday to make
sure everything is all right. An added bonus of the needle in the face? If
there is simply fluid in this lump, the doctor can extract some of it, which
will help the lump shrink and should make me a little more comfortable. Let’s
hope that’s the happy outcome of my appointment.